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jerryterry:

jerryterry:

Oh, that’s your “blorbo”? Heh, cute. MY “blorbo” is the completely regular pig who got kidnapped by aliens, cybernetically modified, and strapped into a giant spaceship which was then fired directly at the clock of Big Ben as a false-flag operation in a 2005 episode of Doctor Who. And yes, of course he got shot dead by the military after 15 seconds of screentime 🙄

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I just think he’s neat 🥺

abalidoth:

jikkybytt:

abalidoth:

pitbolshevik:

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this cannot be real im losing my mind

When I see a guy with nice tits

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Why do you annihilate them? 😭

So I can see the tits better! It’s like a particle accelerator, or mass spectrometry. Sometimes the only way to properly see something is to blast it with a beam of relativistic ions.

mosticonicposts:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

jokesarefunny:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

yesthatgino:

firefox-official:

risenempire-deactivated20210506:

firefox-official:

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

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his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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lord-raccoon:
“whats goin on in here
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whats goin on in here

methotrex8:

randomslasher:

theindestructiblelittlemy:

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

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can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

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ofide:

softblock:

And the fucked up sad and tragic part of all of this is that i would fall in love with someone if they did this in front of me

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